Unlike a lot of people I know, I can admit when I’m wrong. And this Saturday, Orlando will prove me wrong. There is absolutely nothing going on. Okay, that’s not entirely true but it’s pretty fucking close. Yes, the almighty
Dew Tour is happening and, yes, there’s an official afterparty at
Firestone with Hawthorne Heights and These Green Eyes. Not my scene. Other people are probably excited about Dolly Parton at the
UCF Arena. No one I know, of course, but I’m sure there has to be
somebody who can’t wait to fork over $95 to see her boobs in person. Maybe the Dublife party at
Crooked Bayou will be awesome, but with LTJ Bukem earlier this week, I’ve already had my fill. Here’s the flyer regardless:

Tonight, on the other hand, is completely going off. It sill fascinates me that these events can’t be spread around a bit more. We’ve got
GURU at
Firestone (!!!!!!!!!!!!):
Get Mental at
Sky60 (Password: Dew Something):

A party promising disco at
Peacock Room (I’ll believe it when I hear it):

An Obamarama Concert for Change at the
The Plaza Theatre:

And finally,
Taste’s 5th Year Anniversary Party (No flyer or additional info).
If you can’t find anything Saturday, just rest up for
Blow Sundays at
Tanquerays: