Dear recent Orlando transplant:

Ok, so you just moved to Orlando from New York / Philly / Chicago / San Francisco / et al. You feel lost, uprooted, misplaced -- you're starting to think Orlando might suck. Eager to find some nightlife in this town, you go to Lattitudes on Church Street, Slingapour's on Wall Street and that mega-club on Orange Avenue owned by one of those Backstreet Boys (Orlando's finest celebrities). Maybe you even think International Drive, Citywalk or Downtown Disney is where everyone hangs out in this town. Now you really think Orlando sucks.

Well, you're wrong. There is more to this city than theme park "nightlife" and crappy clubs with guys wearing shiny shirts, but you have to know where to look. Instead of complaining about how lame Orlando is compared to your city of origin, why not get out there and support your new scene -- it's a lot better than you think! After all, you moved here for a reason, right? (I'm guessing to escape the cold weather.) So you can do one of two things: either 1) move back to the city you think is sooooo much more awesome or 2) quit bitchin', check the events below and DON'T SLEEP on the shit that is happening!

Monday, March 10, 2008

The Official "We Hate Wall Street St. Patrick's Day Party"

(Even though it's not on St. Patrick's Day and has nothing to do with Wall Street).

This party brought to you by the founders of the Worst Music Party® -- That would be Andrew Spear and Yours Truly. Come out this Saturday and pretend to be Irish, pretend you can handle your liquor in the way the Irish can and puke green the next day! Sounds like fun to me!!!


(You know you love this flyer!!!!!!!!)

So, to recap, this Saturday:

Andrew Spear
Becky Kinnear (ME!!!)

Awesome music, no Wall Street bullshit!!!

- Wear Green
- Drink too much
- Wake up next to a stranger
- Swear off drinking forever (or until next weekend)!

See you there!
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