Dear recent Orlando transplant:

Ok, so you just moved to Orlando from New York / Philly / Chicago / San Francisco / et al. You feel lost, uprooted, misplaced -- you're starting to think Orlando might suck. Eager to find some nightlife in this town, you go to Lattitudes on Church Street, Slingapour's on Wall Street and that mega-club on Orange Avenue owned by one of those Backstreet Boys (Orlando's finest celebrities). Maybe you even think International Drive, Citywalk or Downtown Disney is where everyone hangs out in this town. Now you really think Orlando sucks.

Well, you're wrong. There is more to this city than theme park "nightlife" and crappy clubs with guys wearing shiny shirts, but you have to know where to look. Instead of complaining about how lame Orlando is compared to your city of origin, why not get out there and support your new scene -- it's a lot better than you think! After all, you moved here for a reason, right? (I'm guessing to escape the cold weather.) So you can do one of two things: either 1) move back to the city you think is sooooo much more awesome or 2) quit bitchin', check the events below and DON'T SLEEP on the shit that is happening!

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Justice in Orlando Tonight!!!

In the past, I would have assumed seeing Justice in Florida would depend on an expensive road trip to Miami. Thanks to Rupert Murdock and the Myspace Music Tour, they will be gracing the stage of Firestone in less than 9 hours. Super early show = waaaaay too much drinking in one night, but I'm ready.

Because I'm so hyped, here is look at awesome corporate logos throughout the years, courtesy of Justice's DVNO video:



It definitely made me appreciate the song a lot more. Can Ed Banger do anything wrong (besides Uffie)?

And here is Justice spinning hay into gold with Britney Spears' "Me Against the Music":
Britney Spears - Me Against the Music (Justice Remix).mp3
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