Unlike a lot of people I know, I can admit when I’m wrong. And this Saturday, Orlando will prove me wrong. There is absolutely nothing going on. Okay, that’s not entirely true but it’s pretty fucking close. Yes, the almighty
Dew Tour is happening and, yes, there’s an official afterparty at
Firestone with Hawthorne Heights and These Green Eyes. Not my scene. Other people are probably excited about Dolly Parton at the
UCF Arena. No one I know, of course, but I’m sure there has to be
somebody who can’t wait to fork over $95 to see her boobs in person. Maybe the Dublife party at
Crooked Bayou will be awesome, but with LTJ Bukem earlier this week, I’ve already had my fill. Here’s the flyer regardless:
Tonight, on the other hand, is completely going off. It sill fascinates me that these events can’t be spread around a bit more. We’ve got
GURU at
Firestone (!!!!!!!!!!!!):
Get Mental at
Sky60 (Password: Dew Something):
A party promising disco at
Peacock Room (I’ll believe it when I hear it):
An Obamarama Concert for Change at the
The Plaza Theatre:
And finally,
Taste’s 5th Year Anniversary Party (No flyer or additional info).
If you can’t find anything Saturday, just rest up for
Blow Sundays at
Tanquerays:
1 comment:
After listening to Guru on youtube I decided I'd rather stab myself in the ear with a fork. My other things to do Saturday is go to Crooked Bayou and listen to DJunya. after researching this artist (and I use that term loosely) on youtube I think it would be better to tell people about this event on the PutMeToSleepOrlando site. Mind numbing boredom has a new name - DJunya. Or I can go to Sky60 and listen to "unch unch unch beep beep beep" while the DJ yells "How many people here like House music!?!?" to the delite of the 4 people who are dancing while everyone else who I have no desire to talk to stand around tring to be hip with their overprised drinks. Newsflash - Nobody likes House music! It sucks, period. Dolly Parton is playing for $95 bucks? No Thanks.. besides Tracy Byrd is playing next week. or I can go to TASTE in college park and be hip. Anyone who's been to TASTE and thought it was a cool place and went back... please do Orlando a favor and kill yourself.
What REALLY do to Saturday - Be Amazing and Get Mental (please stop using my gimmic) with me Mental Rob with the most awesome karaoke rock n roll hair metal boot scootin boogie hip hop dance party ever at Mugshots Sports Bar in Altamount Springs. Karaoke, Beer Specials, Wings, Nachos, Girls, Drunkin fun at it's best. They have a freakin stand up Donkey Kong machine there! Epic Win! Several other dive bars are within walking distance, with no cheesey downtown douchbags. It's a short 10 minutes east I4 from downtown, so stop bitching. Come out and be awesome with me!
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