Dear recent Orlando transplant:

Ok, so you just moved to Orlando from New York / Philly / Chicago / San Francisco / et al. You feel lost, uprooted, misplaced -- you're starting to think Orlando might suck. Eager to find some nightlife in this town, you go to Lattitudes on Church Street, Slingapour's on Wall Street and that mega-club on Orange Avenue owned by one of those Backstreet Boys (Orlando's finest celebrities). Maybe you even think International Drive, Citywalk or Downtown Disney is where everyone hangs out in this town. Now you really think Orlando sucks.

Well, you're wrong. There is more to this city than theme park "nightlife" and crappy clubs with guys wearing shiny shirts, but you have to know where to look. Instead of complaining about how lame Orlando is compared to your city of origin, why not get out there and support your new scene -- it's a lot better than you think! After all, you moved here for a reason, right? (I'm guessing to escape the cold weather.) So you can do one of two things: either 1) move back to the city you think is sooooo much more awesome or 2) quit bitchin', check the events below and DON'T SLEEP on the shit that is happening!

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

1.21 Gigawatts?!?!?!

Warning: I couldn't resist the numerous Back to the Future quotes in the post that follows.



If you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style? And if you're gonna start a producer slash DJ outfit that cranks out discofied-electro music, why not give Doc Brown's wheels a paint job? Cue Hot Pink Delorean. Hailing from Red Sox Nation (that's Boston for the baseball illiterate), these guys have been blowing up music blogs and dance floors across the land. And thanks to the Carnival kids, HPD's density -- I mean, their destiny -- has brought them to us. Count on them to get your badonkadonk moving at Suite B tonight, because if my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.



Here are some MP3s to get you in a righteous mood.

Hot Pink Delorean - Played Out (Feat. Fantastadon).mp3

Hot Pink Delorean - Badonkadonk.mp3

Hot Pink Delorean - Freak Night.mp3


And a bonus remix from Fantastadon:

Hot Pink Delorean - Freak Night (Fantastadon rmx).mp3

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